that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

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if u don’t like Hufflepuffs then u must not like acceptance, honesty, equality, loyalty, easy kitchen access and lovely cozy hobbit holes and if u don’t like any of those things then u must be a very sad person and i will invite u into our cozy badger tunnel and nab u some cauldron cakes and butterbeer from the kitchens next door and listen to ur troubles until u feel a lil less sad

(via raggedybearcat)


Queen Onika will host MTV’s EMAs

(via skindeap)

how does one get into writing kindle erotica like i want to supplement my income plz help





y’all go to this website, sign up, fill out some tax crap

write about 5000 words of porn or more - 3000 or more also acceptable, but you don’t really want to go under that. don’t tab to indent, i swear to god, it fucks with amazon’s formatting so bad. don’t write any porn that’d send you to jail IRL, amazon naturally (and thank god) doesn’t accept that shit.

on the ‘bookshelf’ tab, you click ‘add new title’, fill out everything, upload a cover - you can get one free image a month (or maybe a week now, i dunno) from bigstock.com if you need some stock images of people’s abs and stuff but can’t put cash down for anything just yet - and amazon has a cover making application built right into the process too to make things easier or if you don’t know shit about photoshop or whatever.

then you upload the document itself. click save and continue. choose how much you want your title to cost - 2.99 is generally what most people price theirs at, because that’s where amazon’s 70 percent royalties starts at. enroll in kindle select if you want that 70 percent royalties to apply to the whole world, so you’re getting the same royalties no matter where you sell.

then you hit publish and wait and wait and wait and wait for amazon to actually publish the fucking thing.

then you wait 60 days after the end of the month to get your royalties! don’t know why, but that’s how amazon rolls.

and you just keep making more and more titles in the meanwhile to build up that income cuz you’re not likely to make a lot from just one title.

there’s no real ‘gatekeepers’ in kindle erotica - you just start writing and publishing and you keep doing it and building up a library. some genres/kinks/niches sell better than others, and trends come and go, but it’s really all up to you - to do the writing, the publishing, the marketing, and then more writing and publishing. you just keep at it, bit by bit. this is a market where it’s really all about quantity… the bigger your library is, the more sales you’ll start to rack up, building like a snowball. even better if you release titles on like a regular schedule. ideally you want to put up like 2 titles a week, but 1 a week is a good initial goal to shoot for.

you can also go to amazon’s author central to set up an author page to get all your titles in one place and help build a reader base/link readers and buyers in general to.

godspeed anon!



adding in my own hmmmmms

… I am seriously considering this. And also considering getting a proper pen name

getting up at six in the morning three days in a row is wayyy too much

luckily I have an hour and a half of train ride to nap


Sunset in the North Downs.

(via bibliophilicwitch)


romanticise the fuck out of your identity. build a shining palace around your identity and decorate it with sparkles and shit if you want. it’s yours. no one else gets a say

(via youarenotdesi)

things I will inevitably talk about after drinking:

  • my brother
  • how adorable my cat is when he wiggles his feetsies in his sleep
  • my own amazement at being alive
  • the fact that I love chocolate
  • the fact that my friends are the greatest people in the world, followed by a thousand i-love-yous
  • the fact that some night I can’t sleep for sheer wonder at my girlfriends existence
  • the book lolita and how much lo is not to blame for that happened
  • how my hallucinations always take the shape of insects
  • our former friend and how much I liked him even if he was a really messed up kid
  • how terrible our high school was
  • how much fun I had in high school
  • my dutch teacher and how safe I felt that week and how awkward it is to meet him now
  • that one night in france that every one of us remembers differently
  • my own amazement at my suicidal friends being alive
  • us all being alive, despite
  • how I miss the cigarette burns and how they always reminded me of my mother
  • how I miss him
  • how I miss her
  • how I dont blame anyone for leaving but I wish they wouldnt all the same
  • that one rooftop conversation warming ourselves with vodka and looking over the ledge like there was anything down there
  • how much I love everyone I love
  • how much I want not to die





I don’t know what’s happening but I like it


(Source: ohstewarts)

Nicki Minaj will be hosting and performing at the 2014 MTV EMA’s on November 9th.

Nicki Minaj will be hosting and performing at the 2014 MTV EMA’s on November 9th.

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You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

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J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

this is my goal in life, to be the terrifying biker in the pub who talks only about their plants

(via goldenheartedrose)