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misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

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neoliberalismkills:

being neutral isn’t being neutral

if you have the privilege of being neutral and you do it and stay silent, it only benefits the oppressors

your neutrality is literally never going to help those who are being crushed by an oppressive system

so don’t feel like you’re a good person for “not picking a side” because that oppressive system loves your passivity

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mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

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myrandaroyces:

people never critique the parts of fairy tales that are worth criticizing like the beauty equals goodness trope or bad fathers never being as punished as bad mothers

they just want to spit on the idea of happy endings and how unrealistic they are because how dare we tell stories about abused children that escape their abusers and move on to happier lives. how dare we tell stories about suffering women who make the best of their circumstances and never lose their true selves. how dare we tell stories about people who love each other so much they’ll go on impossible journeys to get impossible objects to break each other’s curses. how dare we tell stories about the girl who outsmarted the cannibal or walked through the snow to save her best friend.

none of those things are ~grimdark~

stories that are intended to give hope aren’t ~gritty~ enough

why defeat the dragon or befriend the dragon when you could let yourself be eaten by it

that’s more ~realistic~

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lilmissconstrude:

One of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen…. 

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By the first world war, soldiers swore so much that the word ‘fucking’ came to function as no more than ‘a warning that a noun is coming’.

( Holy Sh*t: A Brief History of Swearing by Melissa Mohr - A Review (via tylerweaver)

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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How do you make the flowers for the flower crown? like specifically what material is it? Its super cool and I want to make one I just don't know what I need.

soresoftheopenheart:

Hmm, I just reblogged it from another site, but I think I can help you in terms of what to buy and how to do it. If you click the link, it’ll take you to the complete photo post that shows you what you need. In any event, here’s the list:

  • Nail polish
  • Floral wire, a thin bendable wire is ideal. 26 Gauge is fine. imageimage
  • Floral Tape            image
  • Wire cutters/scissors
  • a pencil or cylindrical object to wrap the petals around
  • Ribbon (optional)

DIRECTIONS

  1. First, you’re gonna need to make the crown. You can do this by using the wire you already have or you can use an old headband or anything that you like that resembles a headpiece. Thicker wire is also fine for this step.image       As you can see, OP twisted two pieces of wire together and left loops at the end (to attach the ribbon). Then they covered it in brown floral tape.
  2. The second step is to make the flowers. Using your pencil/cylindrical object, twist the wire around it to create a ‘petal’. Repeat this until you have at least a couple of petals. 3-6 is usually fine, it’s really your call. image
  3. SLIGHTLY bend the petals back to create a natural looking petal.image
  4. After you are satisfied with the shape of your petals, cut out your flower, leaving some wire left to attach it to your crown. 
  5.  Repeat the first few steps and make the rest of your flowers.
  6. Take one of your flowers and CAREFULLY apply nail polish to it, one petal at a time. Think of it like making bubbles. It may be easier to pour the nail polish in a flat plate and dip it, or dip the entire flower into the polish.imageRepeat this for all your remaining flowers.
  7. Twist the two ends of your flowers together to form a ‘stem’.image
  8. Wrap the stems with floral tape, preferably with the same color you used in the base of the crown.imageRepeat this for all your remaining flowers.
  9. The third step will be attaching the flowers to your crown. You can do this a few ways. One way is to wrap the stems around the crown. Another way is to just wrap the stems with floral tape as you go along, like the OP did.imageDo this until all your flowers have been attached to your crown.
  10. At this point, you can tie the ribbons to the loops like OP did, or decorate it any other way you like. :)

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Enjoy your new floral crown!

TIPS

  • You can purchase most of the items in Walmart, Michael’s or any craft or flower store. You can also order it online. :)
  • REMEMBER, this tutorial is just a guide. If you don’t want to use brown floral tape or if you prefer using the green floral wire, don’t be afraid to change it up. You can use any color or material your heart desires.

This is the link to the DIY Floral Crown post. 

Sorry for replying late. I hope this helps you with making your own crown. :)

apollofastingdionysusdrunk:

gaypadfoot:

list of people harry could have reasonably named his second kid after

  • remus
  • cedric
  • hagrid
  • remus
  • fred
  • moody
  • neville
  • ted tonks
  • r e m u s f u c k i n g l u p i n
  • dobby
  • the giant squid
  • dean?? seamus?? roN??

list of dead people harry named his second kid after

  • the guy who lied to him his entire life (dumbledore)
  • the guy who abused him and his friends his entire life (snape)

#Potter logic

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rumplestiltskin:

I sound different in every film. You have to love a character to play it well, and change in my work is what I want.

Happy Birthday, Robert Carlyle! (April 14)

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also I fucked up I downloaded an app called cat jigsaw and its just hours of cat jigsaws and I’ve been playing it all day (save the yarnshopping break) and I dont think I’m ever actually going to stop