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sweden's host: hello lena!

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:46:14 +0200

sweden's host: hello lena!
graham norton: UGH
graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
germany's host: we're having so much fun!
graham norton: speak for yourself lena

ifearnofish: the best part of eurovision is listening to graham norton get bitchier and bitchier

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:34:27 +0200

ifearnofish:

the best part of eurovision is listening to graham norton get bitchier and bitchier

Eurovision 2013 featuring:

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:29:53 +0200

unwrittenmanuscripts:

tina turner knock off

katniss everdeen on fire

finnish lesbians

spanish bagpipes

shakira in a disco ball

definitely not hey soul sister

russia wanting world peace

denim jesus

gay dracula satan

hungarian hipsters

thor

gay bos shadow men turned threesome

alcohol is free wearing skirts

disneys lion king

half naked irish drummers

frowningclowns: Getting through Eurovision night without losing any followers is the biggest...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:21:34 +0200

frowningclowns:

Getting through Eurovision night without losing any followers is the biggest accomplishment one can make on Tumblr.

highschooljewsical: graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:55:48 +0200

highschooljewsical:

graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk

for my non-eurovision loving followers, I’m so sorry but not really eurovision is fun, greece...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:28:32 +0200

for my non-eurovision loving followers, I’m so sorry

but not really

eurovision is fun, greece was amazing this year, graham nortons comments kill me everytime and lordi is forever my favorite thing. that is all.

theladyserket: ferelden: its like some countries haven’t figured out the formula for eurovision...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:26:20 +0200

theladyserket:

ferelden:

its like some countries haven’t figured out the formula for eurovision success yet

gay dancers

strobe lights

girls with nice legs

disco balls

fast songs

general campness

good political standing with other european countries

lots of neighbours

Greece:

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:26:04 +0200

iandsharman:

Aka - Fuck it, we’re broke, let’s wear skirts and sing the praises of booze!

secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:10:32 +0200

secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

phanesh: jhdfsiudsgv uerhgiu iurgheiug rgh uerghhgeigugr yerSHDBGFVHJS [METAL GUITAR] ALCOHOL...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:08:56 +0200

phanesh:

jhdfsiudsgv uerhgiu iurgheiug rgh uerghhgeigugr yerSHDBGFVHJS [METAL GUITAR] ALCOHOL ALCOHOL ALCOHOL IS FREE

reichnbach: kahterinepierce: but if greece wins who pays for eurovision next year????? at least...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:03:07 +0200

reichnbach:

kahterinepierce:

but if greece wins

who pays for eurovision next year?????

at least the alcohol will be free

timelordvortex: xxmisty: In 2000 Israel had an entry in Eurovision that included the lyric ‘I...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:00:39 +0200

timelordvortex:

xxmisty:

In 2000 Israel had an entry in Eurovision that included the lyric ‘I want, I want a cucumber’ and ever since nothing’s quite lived up to it

But there have been some close calls.

mom made bara aw yeaaaah eurovision, bara, my kitty, I got me all I need

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:00:10 +0200

mom made bara aw yeaaaah

eurovision, bara, my kitty, I got me all I need

connorkawaii: at eurovision you either have a classy but incredibly boring song or a WHAT THE FUCK...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:52:32 +0200

connorkawaii:

at eurovision you either have a classy but incredibly boring song or a WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON song there is no inbetween

daisyfaaaaay: eurovision sure does know the way to my heart

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:51:28 +0200

daisyfaaaaay:

eurovision sure does know the way to my heart

GREECE ILU dudes in kilts singing ‘alcohol is free’ YES

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:40:48 +0200

GREECE ILU

dudes in kilts singing ‘alcohol is free’

YES

"Just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should."

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:25:56 +0200

“Just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should.”

- Graham Norton on Romania (via theloverneverleaves)

i’M SORRY BUT LAST YEAR GREECE GOT GIVEN 12 POINTS BY SOMEONE AND HE SAID ‘YOU HEAR THAT THAT’S THE SOUND OF GREECE’S FINANCE MINISTER CRYING’

(via queenmyrcellalannister)

I REMEMBER THAT AND I REMEMBER HAVING TEARS IN MY EYES WHEN HE SAID THAT

I actually really like hungary I think it’s cute

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:24:49 +0200

I actually really like hungary

I think it’s cute

bennetwilcox: welcome to europe

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:24:13 +0200

bennetwilcox:

welcome to europe

AS SOON AS GRAHAM NORTON SAID ROMANIA I KNEW IT I KNEW IT WOULD BE WEIRD AS FUCK

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:12:51 +0200

AS SOON AS GRAHAM NORTON SAID ROMANIA I KNEW IT

I KNEW IT WOULD BE WEIRD AS FUCK